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Five Things That Went Wrong for Svea Brandström Before Breakfast, Ranked by Grouping
Svea Brandström fired ten shots at the Stokkan Range in Granåsen drizzle on Wednesday morning. We ranked the damage by what the paper looked like afterwards.
By Desmond Achterberg · Wednesday, 4 November 2026 · 1 min read
Ten shots, 7:40, drizzle the colour of a bus shelter. Loosest first.
5. Alarm set for 5:45 p.m. Grouping: a dinner plate.
4. Canteen out of porridge. Grouping: a side plate.
3. Left glove still on the radiator at home. Grouping: a beer mat.
2. Bicycle chain snapped on the hill up to the range. She walked the last two kilometres. Grouping: a coaster.
1. Her coach said she looked relaxed. Grouping: a two-krone coin. Ten from ten.